Thursday Thoughts

I am definitely not a fashionable person. Seriously, my dream closet looks something like

this:

plus this:

I could live everyday in jeans and a white shirt. Add a bunch of great shoes, a few handbags and some fun jewelry and I'm set. That's the extent of my fashion sense. 

Feel free to call Stacy London and Clinton Kelly on me.

I'll tell you exactly where I'll spend that $5,000 shopping spree. 

Talbots. 

Yeah, I said it. 

I think my mom shops there. 

But seriously. I just got their September 2010 catalog in the mail.

You know what it says on the front?

Love At First Zip.

Apparently:

"There's nothing sexier than a great-fitting pair of jeans." - Michael Smaldone, Chief Creative Officer of Talbots.

Mr. Smaldone is my new best friend. 

Now please go over to What Not to Wear and nominate me. I'd really like to go spend all that money on 

this:

this:

this:

and this:

*all images from Talbots.com

Hey, at least there's no white shirts in my list.